What Koi Variety Are You?


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What, like you didn't see this quiz coming?

1. *briiiiing* Your alarm goes off! You wake up! What's your first thought?

"What a beautiful day!"
"This better be good..." *mutter mutter*
"Mmm... 5 more minutes..."
"What do I wear today?"
"Food. Now."


2. You shower, brush your teeth and get ready... What do you pick to wear?

Simple, plain colours. Nothing patterned or fancy.
You close your eyes and pick at random. If they don't match, you pick again.
Something smart, black and dead sexy.
Anything that makes you feel cozy and cuddly.
Something that looks good, looks interesting and doesn't stink.


3. Waiting for you at the breakfast table is...

A surprise! Or a grotesque shock - you're never sure which to expect!
Bacon and eggs or baked beans on toast
Cereal. With marshmallows. And a prize!!
Something you can pop into the microwave for 15 seconds and eat on your way out
Fruit.


4. You run out of the house, just in time to miss the bus. What's your reaction?

"Oh well, I hope the next one hurries along."
"Aw, fuck."
"Erm... darnit."
"Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!!!"
"FINE THEN, you stupid bus! I'll WALK! How do you like THEM apples?"


5. The next bus doesn't come for AGES! And it starts to rain!

"What beautiful weather! FOR A FROG!!"
*splash splash* "PUDDLES!!!!!"
"Must... not... swear... nggrrrhhh..."
"I must've been REALLY bad in a past life..."
"Perfect excuse to go buy new clothes!" *beaming*


6. You finally get to school/work and the scary guy with the crush on you comes over to talk to you... *doom*

Get on your mobile to your best friend. FAST.
Figure now's the perfect time to tell him you used to be a man.
Make sure your body language shows you're not interested
No time to plan what you're gonna do! Just make it up on the spot! ARgh!
Well, at least he's good for conversation.


7. Work/school is getting boring. You look out the window for a bit. What do you see?

A flock of birds flying past.
Lions and tigers and-- Err, looks like you've fallen asleep.
A quaint little church with beautiful trees around it.
A horse-drawn carriage. Someone's having a wedding!
A squirrel in a tree


8. Scratch that. You HAVE fallen asleep. You dream spins out of control, and before you know it, you're standing in the middle of the street. You look behind you. What do you see?

A big, old, scary house.
A giant fruit tree
A playground in the middle of a field
A clocktower
An ice-cream truck.


9. Ahead of you is a door (no walls, just a door). You walk over to it and...

Open it! Opportunity's knocking!
Walk around it and open it on the other side.
Examing it.
Kick it.
Draw a smiley face on it.


10. The door opens by itself and a strong gust of wind pushes you through! You fall flat on your face on the other side. *urgh* When you look up, what do you see?

An ice-cream truck.
A clown! RUNFORYOURLIFE!!!
A book.
A computer screen.
A painting.


11. There's a smell in the air. What is it?

Roast chicken.
Channel no. 5
Teen spirit
Baking bread
Ice-cream, dammit.


12. You wake up suddenly (must've been a really strong smell) and find youself still stuck at the bus stop!!

"No more mushrooms for breakfast..."
"Aww, I wanted ice-cream."
"Must... not... fucking... swear... grrrrrrrh!"
Damndamndamndamndamn. :(
"Oo! The bus is here!" *happy*